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How Nigerians Give Directions Vs Americans
HOW TO DIRECT SOMEBODY TO YOUR HOUSE:
AMERICA: Capitol street, Lincoln Avenue, #451; that's my house.
ENGLAND: Downing street, Plot 122, Flat 8; see you soon.
NIGERIA: As you're coming eh,
immediately the Okada man drop you, turn to your left you will see one shop where they're doing DSTV subscription, follow the street after that shop;
be coming, be coming, come dooooooooooown;
when you reach the end of that street,
do as if you want to turn left again;
don't follow your right, "fine" boys use to snatch phone der at night ooooooo
just be coming, you will reach one kiosk where one woman is selling Kunu,
Just flash me from der,
I will come and get you